Join our two bar stool 'experts' Dave and James at the bar, as they discuss the world at large,using the uncertainty principle as their guide.
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James Williams is the founder of Lifestyle PodNetwork. He is the host and producer of numerous programs on the network including Podcasters' Emporium, Two Schooners and Lifestyle Chill.
Dave Gray is a veteran podcaster and all round good guy. He is the host of the successful technical podcast The Aussie Geek Podcast, and hosts Two Schooners and Podcasters' Emporium on the Lifestyle PodNetwork.
Two Schooners #024 - The iBrick Farce 22 June 2009 Well it's not fun when your iphone upgrade transforms your phone into a brick, and that's exactly what happened to Dave and myself just before this episode of Two Schooners. Apple - do some quality control! In this episode we delve into airlines cost cutting, sign writters language slashing and Dave ponding cutting the hair off his nuts... it's an odd-ball episode, and I can't go much further without giving away the plot completely, so enjoy this brand new sparkly episode of Two Schooners #024 - The iBrick Farce.
Two Schooners #023 - The Ducks Are Not Mine! 7 June 2009 It's a bumper episode as we get right to the bottom of the bag as we road test some of Ireland's worst place names, we find a site for those of you who try a little too hard at twitter, 'don our Japanese Lucky Poo and wonder through it all how how Ryan air hasn't cost-cut themselves out of business... oh and we fail dysmally at our attempt to skype bomb knightwise. Strap yourselves in because this is going to be one bumpy flight... grab your credit cards, because you're going to need a sick bag for this one folks. This is 2Schooners 23: The Ducks Are Not Mine! Today we feature a track from The Rooftops new album Clean Dirt called "Lest We Forget"
Two Schooners #022 - Chk Chk Boom! 31 May 2009 Our twenty-first show went off with a bang, 22 goes off with a Chk Chk Boom as we uncover all manner of sex lies and videotape, minus the sex. Partially because we covered that in last week's show and the skinny one already beat us to the chase, or was it the fat one?
In the end it all disolves like loo paper travelling down the S-bend for another episode of loud and stinking humour that can't be mistaken for anything else other than Two Schooners. Join Dave Gray and James Williams at the bar for another scraping of the poop at the bottom of the bag, as we wade - knee deep - through our listner submissions in another hour long edition of Two Schooners.
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Two Schooners #021 - Free Sex For A Year 20 May 2009 Our twenty-first show and we go on with a bang... it's free sex for a year folks for one lucky bastard... and in the end it became a chore. Listening to 2Schooners is not a chore though, join Dave Gray and James Williams at the bar for a coldie as we discuss all manner of trivial matters in this weeks' episode of Two Schooners. Tag your funny stories with 2Schooners in delicious and send your feedback to yourshout@twoschooners.com. If you're enjoying the show do your bit this week: Tell two friends about the show, and write us a review in iTunes. Thanks for tuning in!
Two Schooners #020 - Flippin' the Bird 5 May 2009 How do you solve Pig Flu, a swearing parrot and a bad case of Mcstaken identity? Flip 'em the bird! That's how! In a show where birds squeeze in and out of small places from the tin to the frying pan and into the flames, we watch a mighty small bird take out the swearing quota for this episode of Two Schooners in two minutes flat. Sit back, cover your ears, and assume the position for Episode 20 of Two Schooners: Flippin' the Bird.
Two Schooners #019 - Fursty Ferrets, Stuck Nuts and a Fat Bloke on an Esky 25 April 2009 An explosive mix as we ignite the vapors, toss in a keg of laughter, a bucket load of testicular extraction and a dash of madness, in what can only be described as a very ballsy episode of Two Schooners. With better hearing than Constable Matt from Humberside Police, and arguably more insightful than "Learn with the Herne", Dave Gray and James Williams are the duck's nuts of Australian comedy podcasting. Enjoy the show and the usual jibber jabber from The Rooster in Two Schooners 19: Fursty Ferrets, Stuck Nuts and a Fat Bloke on an Esky
Two Schooners #018 - Car Wrecks, Mad Cows and an Esky Load of Mexicans 19 April 2009 What does it mean when President Obama gives the Queen an iPod? It means she can listen to Two Schooners of course! And you can too, join Dave Gray and James Williams as we tell stories of bruises, car wrecks and bicycling hijinx with a few sound effects thrown in. Sit back, relax and enjoy an hour of questionable entertainment from the bar as we pick up and dust off Two Schooners 18 - Car Wrecks, Mad Cows and an Esky Load of Mexicans
Two Schooners #017 - A Happier Hour 2 April 2009 Join chief pranksters #1 and #2 - James Williams and sidekick Dave Gray at the bar for another jam-packed episode of Two Schooners, as we open the bag and dive in head-first, to unload a schwag of stories to gawk at in an episode that's fuelled with loads of alcohol (in Dave's case anyway). Sit back, relax and enjoy a full hour of entertainment from the bar as we unleash Two Schooners 17 - A Happier Hour!
Two Schooners #016 - Happy Hour 1 April 2009 Join public oddity #2 James Williams and sidekick Dave Gray at the bar for another jam-packed episode of Two Schooners, as we open the bag and dive in head-first, to try and find some stories to laugh at, in an episode that could, for the first time, be more ale than tale.
Two Schooners #015 - The Ring of Fire 22 March 2009 It's true that a high consumption of red chilli peppers may give you the chili shits but we're not expecting that any time soon as we down some ice-cool ales and discuss the oddities in the week that was. So pull up a stool and join us at the bar for another episode of Two Schooners - the one that squeezed out with the title "The Ring Of Fire".
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Two Schooners #014 - So long and thanks for all the fish! 17 March 2009 A dead man delivered to a pet shop as tropical fish, calculating chimps waging war, and another enterprising octopus headline some of the stories you'll find in this week's two schooners, we've entitled "So long and thanks for all the fish".
Sampling your trusty ale suggestions James and Dave settle in at the bar for another episode of Two Schooners.
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Two Schooners #013 - Surely you're taking the piss! 8 March 2009 We sit here with our Barefoot Radlers and shake our collective heads at a bunch of crazy stories that made their way into the bag this week, in an episode we can only describe as "Surely you're taking the piss!"
This show comes with a general warning that new media sites are bad for your health, as we uncover the latest in the range of cost-recovery methods from Ryanair, The Irish budget airline that's Irish in the every sense of the word. We uncover more octopus hi jinx, the worst dressed and we have an obligatory whinge at escalating ATM fees.
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Two Schooners #012 - Rats stole my sausage! 1 March 2009 Episode 12 of Two Schooners was done in just two takes. Yes folks for the first time in eleven episodes we scrapped the first show and did it all again! That's dedication for you. The second take, fueled by even more beer, was vastly superior much like the Barefoot Radler that fills our gullets. A bumper bag, in part thanks to our listeners stacked with all manner of quaint foibles, stubborn stupidities, and downright foolishness, informs today's show. You will find full details of the goodies we cover in today's show further down in the show notes.
Two Schooners #011 - Funny As A Fart In An Elevator 22 February 2009 Another corker of an episode from Dave and James as they discuss all manner of stupidities, that seem to make the world go around, all assisted by the trusty Barefoot Radler. A real mixed bag of issues today from Syphillis mascots, to Melons and the all pervasive Silent but Deadly, you'll find it all here in Episode 11, of Two Schooners.
Two Schooners #010 - Wild Life 15 February 2009 In Episode 10 of Two Schooners aptly entitled Wild Life, Dave and James are both boozing on the Barefoot Radlers today, as we examine the weird, wonderful and offbeat news stories that made up the week just gone.
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Two Schooners #009 - Stiff Stuff 8 February 2009 James got on the turps early this show with a swag full of interesting stories from the sublime to the outlandish. Dave - naturally - is in good form with his esky full of Barefoot Radler as we examine the finer points of school canings, erectile dysfunction, Royal websites and Google fails. We share your feedback and your reviews, 8 so far across all of iTunes. If you're enjoying the show, then let's turn up the heat in iTunes with some user reviews hey? This will really help us build the audience and community.
Two Schooners #008 - Anywhere But The Train 1 February 2009 And in a week of heat that would make you wish you were anywhere else but on this stinking train - we bring you a podcast dedicated to all things Train. Dave's on the Radler again, he brought an Esky full of it for this show... encouraged I might add by Tom125!. If you're enjoying the show, then let's turn up the heat in iTunes with some user reviews hey? This will really help us build the audience and community.
Two Schooners #007 - The Episode Whose Name Cannot Be Mentioned 25 January 2009 If last week was about aviation, then this week is about dumb social media execution. This week folks, has been a week of fakes and fraud on the Australian social media scene. Dave has found Barefoot Radler, and so trying to get a coherent word out of him was a challenge, and of course we venture into tech and Dave has a rant about his ISP. If we didn't sound like raving lunatics last week, we will this week! Join us for Two Schooners #007: The Episode Whose Name Cannot Be Mentioned. If you like this episode, consider sharing it with a friend and writing a review for us in iTunes! Like always you can send your feedback, comments, flames and suggestions to yourshout@twoschooners.com Thanks for your feedback guys and thanks for listening!
Two Schooners #006 - Flights of Fancy 18 January 2009 In this episode there's a lot of flying stuff, a touch of cell phone shennanigans and perhaps a scientific link between sneezing and orgasm. Do we sound like raving lunatics yet? Listen in and find out on Two Schooners #006: Flights of Fancy. If you like this episode, consider sharing it with a friend and writing a review for us in iTunes! Like always you can send your feedback, comments, flames and suggestions to yourshout@twoschooners.com Thanks for your feedback guys and thanks for listening!
Two Schooners #005 - It's All About The Belch! 9 January 2009 This week we solve some more of the many problems, uncovered this week in the media including a Christmas Turkey cooked to perfection, ex-Australian Prime Minister, John Howard bumping Obama at the US Presidential Guest House, Lucky Beer and fortune cookies and an update on Dave's corn stalks!
Two Schooners #004 - Drinking In The New Year! 4 January 2009 Dave and James wrap up Christmas with an update on the nerf guns, the water pistols and a new trampoline. We find out whether Dave's wife did like her last-minute Christmas present after all, and we explore some of the dumbest moments of business in 2008. With things this stupid, we can only hope that 2009 makes us a little wiser.
Two Schooners #003 - And What About Christmas? 24 December 2008 Two Schooners #003 - And What About Christmas? Thanks for tuning in this year, and we'll see you for new and improved shows in 2009!
Join our two bar stool 'experts' Dave and James at the bar, as they discuss the world at large,using the uncertainty principle as their guide.
